Lanza @Lanza@pachyder.me

Récalcitron

#mastoart #art

Graeme Allwright vient de nous quitter.
RIP 😢

Graeme Allwright - Il faut que je m'en aille

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nedavHogKQI
#pouetradio

the pineapple guy is right! 🍍

Also not a pipe

I didn't think that it's possible but the next tarot card is ✨DONE ✨ 💯 💃 🥳 😱 💤. I've just released it on my Patreon page: https://patreon.com/sylviaritter.
Meanwhile featuring one of my Major Arcana cards "The Fool" - 🐌🐌🐌. #art #illustration #mastoart #krita

Depuis quand les clients vérifient les trucs qu'on a eu la flemme de tester et signalent nos erreurs ? C'est super chiant !

In 1998, a programmer who had been working on Y2K fixes started to get anxious because he couldn't believe how pervasive the problem was. He switched from company to company trying to get away from it, but everywhere he went he became regarded as the Y2K expert and immediately became the team lead for that company's Y2K contingencies. He finally had a nervous breakdown, quit his job, and decided he wanted to be knocked unconscious when the Y2K actually came about.

A month before Y2K he was put into an artificial coma and cooled down to a near cryogenic easily sustained long term life support.

Unfortunately the life support notification system had a Y2K bug, and no one revived him for 8000 years.

Finally he was found and revived. He woke up, and saw himself surrounded by lots of glass, light, stainless steel, and tall beautiful people in white robes. He asked if he was in Heaven.

They replied, "No, this is Chicago. Actually but it's a lot like Heaven to someone like you."

"Someone like me?"

"You are from the 20th century. Many of the problems that existed in your lifetime have been solved for thousands of years. There is no hunger and no disease. There is no scarcity, or strife between races and creeds."

"What year is it now?"

"Yeah, about that - it's the year 9,998. You see, the year 10,000 is coming up, and we understand you know something called COBOL?"

https://sha-mbles.github.io/

> We have computed the very first chosen-prefix collision for SHA-1. In a nutshell, this means a complete and practical break of the SHA-1 hash function, with dangerous practical implications if you are still using this hash function. To put it in another way: all attacks that are practical on MD5 are now also practical on SHA-1. Check our paper here for more details.

Pétition pour renommer la SACEM en SARÉCOLTE

Boston Dynamics gets more and more terrifying every day.

@franceinter En combien de minutes Bernard Arnault gagne votre vie (à votre niveau de revenus actuel)

https://www.mataf.net/fr/lab/bernard

#BernardArnault #Arnault #capitalisme #exploitation #impôts #climat

« En tant que conceptrices et concepteurs de ces programmes, de ces algorithmes, notre responsabilité est de veiller à ce que nos créations servent à aider, à libérer. De refuser de produire des outils conçus pour exploiter, asservir, réprimer ou polluer. »

hep les copains et copines de l’IT, ceci est pour vous :

https://onestla.tech/

Yesterday I received my #Librem5 from @purism! Today I had fun with it, here are some photos:
- the default applications
- the Fractal @matrix client
- the Komikku webcomic reader
- the terminal application

@KekunPlazas @purism @matrix Oh, but I can do that too!

Yesterday I received my #PinePhone from @PINE64! Today I had fun with it and postmarketOS, here are some photos:
- the default applications
- the Fractal @matrix client

It's a glorious time for Linux on mobile!

La France pourrait bientôt ne plus avoir le droit de délivrer des mandats d’arrêt européens
L’avocat général de la Cour de justice de l’Union européenne estime que les garanties d’indépendance du procureur français sont insuffisantes pour accomplir un tel acte.
https://www.lefigaro.fr/actualite-france/la-france-pourrait-bientot-ne-plus-avoir-le-droit-de-delivrer-des-mandats-d-arret-europeens-20191127

#jechercheunJob.
Ayant démissionné de mon job Actuel, je suis à la recherche sur #Nantes. Dévelopeur backend discret ayant 11 ans de métier avec de bonnes expériences en java, C# et des TMA d'applications métier complexes.
J'ai l'habitude de mettre en place une 'intégration continue, des bonnes pratiques, (Test, retours d'expériences ...) et un attrait pour l'UI et l'UX

Idéalement, un boulot au 4/5ème histoire de donner du temps à la photo et assos locales.

Les Repouets sauvent les chatons :)

Retrouvez @isa_attard à la #LibrairiePublico @EditionsduML dimanche 01/12 dès 16h pour une présentation de son livre et un débat http://www.librairie-publico.info/?p=4517

Et lundi 02/12, à 16h, dans l'émission #TrousNoirs de #RadioLibertaire
Direct et podcast ➡️ https://www.radio-libertaire.net/

"Waiting for the Robot Shuttle", 2014, ❄️ https://www.deviantart.com/sylviaritter/art/Waiting-for-the-Robot-Shuttle-490632963 . #art #illustration #mastoart