Lanza @Lanza@pachyder.me

Ce serait le bon moment pour leur expliquer que en ligne/hors ligne n'a pas d'équivalence stricte avec virtuel/réel.
Pour cette raison. Il peut se passer des choses très très réelles en ligne :p

La Constitution n’est pas suspendue, mais on peut y déroger en raison des circonstances liées à la crise du Covid-19. C’est le raisonnement totalement inédit que le Conseil constitutionnel a tenu dans sa décision rendue jeudi. ⤵️

Coronavirus : L’état d’urgence sanitaire ouvre des brèches dans l’Etat de droit
https://www.lemonde.fr/societe/article/2020/03/28/coronavirus-l-etat-d-urgence-sanitaire-ouvre-des-breches-dans-l-etat-de-droit_6034751_3224.html

@framasky
Et c'est certain qu'en plus de glypho, il y a une chloroquine
#onnousment
@LaurentChemla

@jcfrog
hahaha oui.

Sans compter qu'en plus:

Tweet de @s_assbague

Les oubliés de la lutte contre le coronavirus... Plusieurs assos rappellent la nécessité absolue de protéger les populations les + vulnérables & précaires : les sans-abris, les exilés, les habitants des bidonvilles & squats, ceux qui vivent en hébergement ⤵️

Covid-19 : n'oublions pas les populations vulnérables
https://www.medecinsdumonde.org/fr/actualites/france/2020/03/11/covid-19-noublions-pas-les-populations-vulnerables

Si vous gérez une entreprise et que soit vous ne savez pas quoi faire face au coronavirus, soit vous avez des doutes sur comment mettre en place certaines démarches administratives (notamment activité partielle), vous pouvez me contacter
Je vous accompagne gratuitement pour comprendre vos options et mettre en place ces dispositifs

(Boost appréciés)

Try to vote for the least voted number !

Tentez de voter pour le numéro ayant le moins de vote !

Boost appreciated. Retoot appréciés.

@lareinedeselfes les distributions sont terminées
Reprise à une date ultérieure

Récalcitron

#mastoart #art

Graeme Allwright vient de nous quitter.
RIP 😢

Graeme Allwright - Il faut que je m'en aille

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nedavHogKQI
#pouetradio

the pineapple guy is right! 🍍

Also not a pipe

I didn't think that it's possible but the next tarot card is ✨DONE ✨ 💯 💃 🥳 😱 💤. I've just released it on my Patreon page: https://patreon.com/sylviaritter.
Meanwhile featuring one of my Major Arcana cards "The Fool" - 🐌🐌🐌. #art #illustration #mastoart #krita

Depuis quand les clients vérifient les trucs qu'on a eu la flemme de tester et signalent nos erreurs ? C'est super chiant !

In 1998, a programmer who had been working on Y2K fixes started to get anxious because he couldn't believe how pervasive the problem was. He switched from company to company trying to get away from it, but everywhere he went he became regarded as the Y2K expert and immediately became the team lead for that company's Y2K contingencies. He finally had a nervous breakdown, quit his job, and decided he wanted to be knocked unconscious when the Y2K actually came about.

A month before Y2K he was put into an artificial coma and cooled down to a near cryogenic easily sustained long term life support.

Unfortunately the life support notification system had a Y2K bug, and no one revived him for 8000 years.

Finally he was found and revived. He woke up, and saw himself surrounded by lots of glass, light, stainless steel, and tall beautiful people in white robes. He asked if he was in Heaven.

They replied, "No, this is Chicago. Actually but it's a lot like Heaven to someone like you."

"Someone like me?"

"You are from the 20th century. Many of the problems that existed in your lifetime have been solved for thousands of years. There is no hunger and no disease. There is no scarcity, or strife between races and creeds."

"What year is it now?"

"Yeah, about that - it's the year 9,998. You see, the year 10,000 is coming up, and we understand you know something called COBOL?"

https://sha-mbles.github.io/

> We have computed the very first chosen-prefix collision for SHA-1. In a nutshell, this means a complete and practical break of the SHA-1 hash function, with dangerous practical implications if you are still using this hash function. To put it in another way: all attacks that are practical on MD5 are now also practical on SHA-1. Check our paper here for more details.

Pétition pour renommer la SACEM en SARÉCOLTE

Boston Dynamics gets more and more terrifying every day.