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I didn't think that it's possible but the next tarot card is ✨DONE ✨ 💯 💃 🥳 😱 💤. I've just released it on my Patreon page: patreon.com/sylviaritter.
Meanwhile featuring one of my Major Arcana cards "The Fool" - 🐌🐌🐌. #art #illustration #mastoart #krita

@systemd sudo systemctl start myproject.service ?

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Depuis quand les clients vérifient les trucs qu'on a eu la flemme de tester et signalent nos erreurs ? C'est super chiant !

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In 1998, a programmer who had been working on Y2K fixes started to get anxious because he couldn't believe how pervasive the problem was. He switched from company to company trying to get away from it, but everywhere he went he became regarded as the Y2K expert and immediately became the team lead for that company's Y2K contingencies. He finally had a nervous breakdown, quit his job, and decided he wanted to be knocked unconscious when the Y2K actually came about.

A month before Y2K he was put into an artificial coma and cooled down to a near cryogenic easily sustained long term life support.

Unfortunately the life support notification system had a Y2K bug, and no one revived him for 8000 years.

Finally he was found and revived. He woke up, and saw himself surrounded by lots of glass, light, stainless steel, and tall beautiful people in white robes. He asked if he was in Heaven.

They replied, "No, this is Chicago. Actually but it's a lot like Heaven to someone like you."

"Someone like me?"

"You are from the 20th century. Many of the problems that existed in your lifetime have been solved for thousands of years. There is no hunger and no disease. There is no scarcity, or strife between races and creeds."

"What year is it now?"

"Yeah, about that - it's the year 9,998. You see, the year 10,000 is coming up, and we understand you know something called COBOL?"
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sha-mbles.github.io/

> We have computed the very first chosen-prefix collision for SHA-1. In a nutshell, this means a complete and practical break of the SHA-1 hash function, with dangerous practical implications if you are still using this hash function. To put it in another way: all attacks that are practical on MD5 are now also practical on SHA-1. Check our paper here for more details.

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@LaurentChemla Je ne vois que ça en fait, sur la 3D. C'est très perturbant pour mes nœils. ^^

@LaurentChemla Le gaz est 10cm trop à droite, par rapport au modèle. T'es bon pour redécouper le plan de travail :/

@simonb Voila, c’est pour ça que ton script de post-install pourrait commencer par "pacstrap /" par exemple.

/me sort, d’accord.

@adrien_d

@bortzmeyer Mais non mais les années 20 c'était avant, pas après. 😰

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@emmanuelc @yekcim nope. Le reproche majeur que je fais au nucléaire, est d'être ultra-centralisé (un pur produit du capitalisme, quoi) et donc défectueux par design : les ressources nécessaires pour le maintenir en état de fonctionnement sont gargantuesques.

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« En tant que conceptrices et concepteurs de ces programmes, de ces algorithmes, notre responsabilité est de veiller à ce que nos créations servent à aider, à libérer. De refuser de produire des outils conçus pour exploiter, asservir, réprimer ou polluer. »

hep les copains et copines de l’IT, ceci est pour vous :

onestla.tech/

@goofy (muhuhu, y'a un conflit git non résolu)

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Yesterday I received my #Librem5 from @purism! Today I had fun with it, here are some photos:
- the default applications
- the Fractal @matrix client
- the Komikku webcomic reader
- the terminal application

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@KekunPlazas @purism @matrix Oh, but I can do that too!

Yesterday I received my #PinePhone from @PINE64! Today I had fun with it and postmarketOS, here are some photos:
- the default applications
- the Fractal @matrix client

It's a glorious time for Linux on mobile!

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